The Secret to Friends is Food

When you bring great foods to parties you always get invited back. They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but truthfully, this applies to everyone. Men, women, children, cats. I'm pretty sure that the best way to handle an alien invasion is offer them this guacamole recipe. Yes, they will want to come back, but they'll bring Pino and whole grain tortilla chips every time.

Ingredients for Guacamole

2 Avocados

1 1/2 Tbsp Mayo

1/4 Cup Fresh Salsa (see salsa recipe)

Juice of 1/2 a Lemon

 1/2 Tbsp Garlic Powder

Salt and Pepper

Ingredients for Salsa

2 Medium Roma Tomatoes - Chopped

1 Medium White Onion - Diced

1 Clove Garlic - Finely Minced

3 Green Chilis - Diced

3 Scallions - Diced

1/4 Cup Minced Cilantro

1/2 Tbsp Orange Juice

1/2 Tbsp Olive oil

Prep Instructions for Salsa

Combine all ingredients for salsa in a medium bowl, cover, refrigerate over night.

Prep Instructions for Guacamole

Combine all ingredients in a medium bowl, using a fork mash the avocado and thoroughly mix all ingredients until well blended. 

Test for salt and pepper.

Cover and refrigerate over night.